Step 1: Find a stinky smelly Guinea Pig or two if they happen to be walking by.
NOT FUNNY TIMMY...GET OFF THIS POST..geeeezzz cheeky little bugger..
Step 5: Let the piggies dry off in a warm spot
Poor Secret..he is really annoyed with me. Look at that stink eye.
" Dang..I look fine even when I am wet!"
Step 6: Comb the hair
" Look ladies...I have the perfect piggie profile"
" How adorable am I..bring on the hoochie mamas..I feel like dancin!!!!"
Okay Skittles, enough out of you. Poor Secret has gone into hiding he is so embarrassed by Skittles.
This ends our tutorial on how to wash a Guinea Pig or two.
PS..Right after this tutorial was filmed Skittles escaped into the pen with the ladies. We will know the results of his..errrrr....dancing in about 70 days.