We have all seen celebrity mug shots.
Looking disheveled when brought in for paw prints and pictures, Timmy admitted to trying to run. Here are the official mugshots that only our blog was able to attain.
Timmy was arrested and charged with a DMT (drinking my tea) and resisting arrest.
He has been given house arrest due to his fragile nature. Also it is well known that Timmy never leaves the house anyways..in fact Timmy will hardly ever get out of bed on his own.
Upon leaving the courthouse looking much tidier and wearing his favourite Daniel Boone hat we were able to ask Timmy a few questions.
Us - "Timmy..are you sorry for what you did?" Timmy -" No, the tea tasted really good"
Us- "are you going to appeal?" Timmy - "Nah..I did the crime so I will do the time. I have been in a way tougher pound than this before."
Us - "Why did you try to run?" Timmy -" seemed like a good idea at the time but I didn't like the snow and the wind messed up my hair"
Us- "Are you mad at your Agent for pressing charges?" Timmy - "nah..I knew she was territorial about her tea although I don't know what the big deal was. Heck I mess in the house, eat her earplugs, sniff butts, roll in horse poop and lick myself. I just don't get it."
Us -" Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?" Timmy - "Yeah..try it..Tea tastes really good, just don't get caught with your head in the mug."
We tried to speak with Timmy's Agent but she would not comment. This blog will keep you informed as this story unfolds. Thank you and good day.
