Timmy has decided that the squirrels are getting a bum wrap with OWAS and has decided to step in. He has opened a training facility which he is funding with a grant from his friend Queen Elizabeth. She is horrified that squirrels are being treated badly. In England they are protected!
So here are some of his training captains:
Master Ninja Khan...Deceptively cute until he jumps into action..
He has moves the world has never seen...
Teaches skills in balance and strength
Teaches ground moves and spy techniques.
That could be you he is spying on dogs...
here is a cadet in combat training
It's exhausting work
Top Agent #10..our master of disguise...
He is busy teaching his cadets how to go out in public and win over humans to our side..after all...they control the dogs..
Start with the children...tell them our side of the story
Shine some shoes and gain a supporter
Get the humans to help you cross enemy lines...
And finally win over the young of our enemy.
We squirrels are everywhere and with Timmy's master manipulative skills and the great intelligence and techniques of our captains..we shall overcome....
Finally our General Mr Big..you gotta have big nuts to take on this squirrel..
Jealous all you neutered sissies??????