Sunday, April 26, 2009

Timmy strikes again..

I did not go to my animal sale today as planned. The weather was hot yesterday but cold and rainy this morning. Plus having to drive out at 3:30 AM didn't appeal to me. I must be getting really old! It's probably a good thing I didn't go because who knows what I might have come home with. Of course there are 2 more smaller sales coming up..tee hee..

So I have some time this evening and I feel I should really let you friends of Timmy know what is going on with him.The reason his new name is Terrible Timmy.


Well you all know how I love easter but because of my migraine and headaches problems I am suppose to stay away from sweets..So I was careful all day about my sugar and was really looking forward to this little candy. To make it worse ..he had eaten most of it but when I went to grab it he licked the rest of it..bugger..had to throw it out...I must admit..I spanked him...

So I said to MrB "Whaaaa..Timmy ate my choc.bunny"
Mr B said "That smug little Ba***rd. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs..give him the rest"

While I was telling Mr B how that was not a nice thing to say I looked down and he had opened my purse again and pulled out my cookies!! I was furious and locked him away for a while.

So when I brought him out later I put the purse on the table. 10 min. later he was laying on the floor chewing something..I yelled "Spit it Out!!" It was my roll of Tums. I guess the chocolate upset his stomach..I wasn't worried about him eating choc. though. The time he ate a 1/3 of a brick of rat poison never even phased him. Cast iron stomach this one.

We won't even go into the peeing in the food bowl incident...so that was it..Timmy needed an intervention. Since he is quite famous and I wanted to keep this on the hush hush I decided rehab was the way to go. Of course Timmy said it had to be "celebrity" rehab..So I checked him into Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew.



You will have to excuse the pic but Timmy refused to be groomed and would not wear any clothes..just his fave hat.. so off he went as is. You can see the terrible state he was in.




He has made some good friends though and has sent me some pics which I will share with you.




This is Brittany Spears showing Timmy how to get a clean , close shave. She did his hair after this.



Amy Winehouse gave him makeup tips which I hope he ignores.




Finally Timmy told Lindsay Lohan if you are going to pass out keep your mouth closed. It stops the drool.



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Here is Timmy in the lounge of the rehab after Brittany got him cleaned up. Thanks Brit for all your help! I think he is getting ready to steal something off the table. He really needs help.



Finally here he is in a group session. Gary Busey was trying to look cool in camo..but Timmy out did him for sure. If you click on this pic you can see Timmy closer.


So my friends this is where we are at right now. I will keep you posted on Timmy's journey as it continues. Please keep your fingers crossed that Timmy can be cured of his stealing, peeing, scavenging, pooping and licking himself in public areas.


Thank you..his agent..Jennifer

15 comments:

Tank said...

What a hoot! I didn't realize Timmy was such a handful! Hang in there little guy. The place looks pretty darn comfy... how bad can it be? Plus, you get to meet celebrities! Can't wait to hear about post-rehab Timmy. BTW, can you get me Britney's autograph? Woof, Tank

Pearl and Daisy said...

Oh, dear. We're guessing Timmy was hungry...?

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

P.S. Maybe he can teach us how to get into Mommy's purse for treats?

Diego Dog said...

My Mom is laughing so hard at this post. She said to tell you "Thanks I needed that".

Diego Dog

Gennasus said...

Cold turkey....it's the only way! Step away from the chocolate Timmy.

Thanks so much for our award, it is much appreciated!

Rosebud Collection said...

I just want you to know..I have been laughing and laughing at your post..What a wonderful job you did..That Timmy is something else.
I had heard chocolate is not good for dogs also..but to top it off with cookies/tums..Dear God, the dog has quite the stomach. I was kind of sick reading all he ate.
It was great the way you did the pictures..Just a real fun read, for a drab Monday..Thanks.

Kathleen Coy said...

Heheheh! Ah, I missed your blog while I was on vacation!

LeelaBijou said...

Hhahaha! Great post!! :)

ARTISANNE said...

Ha ha ha, thanks for the cheer up!

oblinaknit said...

Timmy is a cutie - reminds me of my cat Ken - he is a bugger at times - especially this morning at 4AM wanting to eat breakfast - mommy was not happy with that wake-up call!

Gail H. Ragsdale said...

LOL! Timmy sounds like one of my cats! Ah yes, the dreaded "C" word! :-)

Kritter Keeper said...

bad timmy! one time big sammy ate about 1/2 cup of choc. chips. the vet gave him liquid charcoal but he never puked. you are lucky since timmy is tiny. about tri-hist. works wonders with jessie. i would try it. check out my post about it if your horse is difficult...it is under sycamore sickness. heaves are bad news...

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That is so funny Timmy. At least you are hob nobbing with the rich an famous during your jail time...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Bijou said...

Hi,

Boy have I been out of the loop since mom started gardening. I am just now hearing about Timmy being in rehab!! I hope it is going well for Timmy and Dr. Drew can heal him.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Mytutorlist.com said...

Lol, Timmy!!! Tsk, tsk, very bad boy, but I'm glad he's getting help and finding new friends in rehab.

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Miss Jennifer, first off, hello, nice to meet you! Now, DawgMom said to tell you sending Timmy to rehab prolly won't help. She's had Chinese Crested kids since 1989 & she says they ALL steal, the boys always pee on stuff & the girls back talk. He's prolly just hangin out actin like he's doin the treatment. That's just how them hairless kids are, at least the ones we live with are like that.

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella