So I have some time this evening and I feel I should really let you friends of Timmy know what is going on with him.The reason his new name is Terrible Timmy.
Well you all know how I love easter but because of my migraine and headaches problems I am suppose to stay away from sweets..So I was careful all day about my sugar and was really looking forward to this little candy. To make it worse ..he had eaten most of it but when I went to grab it he licked the rest of it..bugger..had to throw it out...I must admit..I spanked him...
So I said to MrB "Whaaaa..Timmy ate my choc.bunny"
Mr B said "That smug little Ba***rd. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs..give him the rest"
While I was telling Mr B how that was not a nice thing to say I looked down and he had opened my purse again and pulled out my cookies!! I was furious and locked him away for a while.
So when I brought him out later I put the purse on the table. 10 min. later he was laying on the floor chewing something..I yelled "Spit it Out!!" It was my roll of Tums. I guess the chocolate upset his stomach..I wasn't worried about him eating choc. though. The time he ate a 1/3 of a brick of rat poison never even phased him. Cast iron stomach this one.
We won't even go into the peeing in the food bowl incident...so that was it..Timmy needed an intervention. Since he is quite famous and I wanted to keep this on the hush hush I decided rehab was the way to go. Of course Timmy said it had to be "celebrity" rehab..So I checked him into Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew.
You will have to excuse the pic but Timmy refused to be groomed and would not wear any clothes..just his fave hat.. so off he went as is. You can see the terrible state he was in.
He has made some good friends though and has sent me some pics which I will share with you.
This is Brittany Spears showing Timmy how to get a clean , close shave. She did his hair after this.
Amy Winehouse gave him makeup tips which I hope he ignores.
Finally Timmy told Lindsay Lohan if you are going to pass out keep your mouth closed. It stops the drool.
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Here is Timmy in the lounge of the rehab after Brittany got him cleaned up. Thanks Brit for all your help! I think he is getting ready to steal something off the table. He really needs help.
Finally here he is in a group session. Gary Busey was trying to look cool in camo..but Timmy out did him for sure. If you click on this pic you can see Timmy closer.
So my friends this is where we are at right now. I will keep you posted on Timmy's journey as it continues. Please keep your fingers crossed that Timmy can be cured of his stealing, peeing, scavenging, pooping and licking himself in public areas.
Thank you..his agent..Jennifer
